Hey guys The City mouse Zine just came out. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO GOT A COPY! We only printed 50 copies (No, not because I’m broke and alone and crying while typing this, who told you that?) so if you haven’t, get yours while supply lasts! 
Whoah, what is this ‘Zine’ thing? You ask. Great question! Here’s a wikipedia quote: “A zine (/ˈziːn/ zeen; an abbreviation of fanzine, or magazine) is most commonly a small circulation self-published work of original or appropriated texts and images usually reproduced via photocopier. A popular definition includes that circulation must be 1,000 or fewer, although in practice the majority are produced in editions of fewer than 100, and profit is not the primary intent of publication… Zines are written in a variety of formats, from desktop published text to comics to handwritten text (an example being the hardcore punk zineCometbus). Print remains the most popular zine format, usually photocopied with a small circulation. Topics covered are broad, including fanfiction,politics, poetry, art and design, ephemera, personal journals, social theory, riot grrrl and intersectional feminism, single-topic obsession, or sexual content far outside of the mainstream enough to be prohibitive of inclusion in more traditional media. The time and materials necessary to create a zine are seldom matched by revenue from sale of zines.” Thanks Wikipedia, you just save me a lot of typing. The world hates you for some reason, but I love you. OK, now that we got that outta the way, please get a copy! I’ll give you a hug and a high five. Or just a high five. Maybe. Besides, it’s 20php so get one now come on, don’t be stingy! And admit it, you’ve spent 20 Pesos on shittier stuff. For orders: email jakeantoniolazo@yahoo.com Or you can text me (+63)9162649978) Or just leave a comment below. And oh, it has come to my attention that there were some minor errors in the in the issue.
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“hey smartass, you misspelled “Preparedness”, a sentence and parts of a sentence are missing and there are no page numbers in your cheapass ‘Zeeeeen‘. “ – actual text message
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I cannot take the copies back to B-zines (the similarly cheapass but sexy publisher who refused to be named) and have it reprinted for free 😦 so here’s the missing part of the sentence, in bold.
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“But I am Jason Statham! I’m great with guns, martial arts and can take heads off with my bare hands. I can definitely fend for myself!”
and here’s another, again the missing sentence is in bold.
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Cancer? No, not me, not us! Not our family.
BAM.
R.I.P. uncle Eric.
I also did not put the pages because screw page numbers. Ok, I’ll put page numbers on the next issue.Fair ’nuff? Good!
Also, I misspelled ‘preparedness’. In my zine it came out ‘Prepredness‘. So once and for all the correct spelling is:
‘preparedness’
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I know, I know. Everyone should know this by the time they’re three. I do not have an editor. Also I’m an idiot. 
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There you go my faithful readers (all six of you, including you mom, hugs & kisses xOxO). The next issue of the The City Mouse Zine will be out in a week. Maybe two. I’ll let you know. Thanks again! Please get a copy of the next issue!
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Oh hey, do you have or short stories, poems or anything you published? Do you have a special message or divinely inspired wisdom that you’d like to share to the world? Have you written a great story that would put JD Salinger’s or Rudyard Kipling’s classics to shame but don’t have enough money to get it published! Let B-Zines publish them for you! For more information:
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